Tag: comedy
member name: Jan S.
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August 27, 2008 05:21 AM EDT --
Although these seem to apply mostly to men, a few of these have already crept into my life..... and I'm just slightly north of 50. Read 'em and don't weep.....have . . .
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July 11, 2008 12:40 AM EDT --
Convinced the human race is totally wacko? Here are some signs of the times in support of such a view. An example is the hotel-provided shower cap in a box labeled: "Fits one head."
Others . . .
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May 01, 2009 03:37 PM EDT --
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if . . .
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May 07, 2008 02:37 PM EDT --
While walking in the woods, Douglas saw a young fairy who had fallen into the river and bravely dived in to rescue her.
In gratitude, the fairy granted Douglas three wishes. He wished for a huge . . .
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May 22, 2008 04:38 PM EDT --
"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"
"Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too."
"Just leave all the lights on, it makes the house look more cheery." . . .
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May 23, 2008 09:02 PM EDT --
After watching a beautiful blonde walk by, a man says to God, "God, why did you make blondes so beautiful?"
God responded, "So you would love them."
"But God," . . .
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July 02, 2008 04:22 PM EDT --
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's station wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby . . .
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July 10, 2008 02:53 AM EDT --
Actual Classified Ads from various newspapers:
- Illiterate? Write today for free help.
- Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again. . . .
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May 06, 2008 06:35 PM EDT --
You May Be a Chocoholic If ... Your favorite wine is Cocoa Cuvee Brut.
You ever bathe in hot chocolate.
You fall asleep by counting chocolate sheep jumping a chocolate fence.
You have . . .
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May 15, 2008 10:44 PM EDT --
These are actual stories that they've lived to tell.
I had someone ask for an aisle seat so that their hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.
A client called in inquiring . . .
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May 28, 2008 09:29 PM EDT --
This morning I decided to get my hair cut for summer. Since I have changed my hair very little over the past decade, I opted to browse the web in search of the perfect hair style. Not too long, too short, . . .
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July 08, 2008 06:35 PM EDT --
We had beautiful weather for our July 4th weekend. We were able to spend most of our time outdoors, enjoying the sun and gentle breeze.
Most of our neighbors had weekend guests. My next-door neighbor . . .
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August 20, 2008 04:34 AM EDT --
You're probably all familiar with the stories in a popular email titled "They walk among us". It has been posted by several Gather members and it is hilarious....and scary. . . .
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April 22, 2008 12:01 AM EDT --
I get a lot of funny email with jokes and links to humorous sites, but today I received a blooper that literally had me ROFLMAO. I am still laughing. Got to share this one!
Last week, my husband . . .
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June 25, 2008 02:47 AM EDT --
I like to make soup. When I make too much soup, I freeze the leftovers. Yesterday, I discovered that recycling frozen soup is not always wise.
The concept of soupcicles is revolting, so I set the . . .
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April 13, 2009 08:44 PM EDT --
by Jill Mansell
This book is absolutely delightful. It's quick reading and very entertaining. Set in London, the story moves along like a carnival ride. The variety of characters makes . . .
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April 25, 2008 03:30 PM EDT --
A woman was trying to board a bus, but her skirt was too tight and she couldn't step up. She reached behind her and lowered the zipper a bit and tried again.
The skirt was still too tight. She . . .
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March 18, 2008 03:44 AM EDT --
I'm never really good at games
At sports, I am pathetic.
I do okay with cards and boards,
but just am not athletic.
Others play with zest and skill,
taking aim to shoot.
Every . . .
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April 22, 2008 03:31 PM EDT --
1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.
3. The New York Times is read by people who think . . .
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April 26, 2008 03:35 PM EDT --
The lighter side of our presidenital election campaign...
"We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election.
On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, . . .
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